Of all the things we might want to know about... Here are a few top 10s.
Priorities, priorities.

Who doesn't want to know about midgets?

A mighty big question to be asking Google... (note the highlighted result)

To someone who didn't know better, America might seem a bit sexually incompetent. "How do you kiss? So then like, how do I get pregnant? Aight.... So wait. How you make money? 'Cause like, now I got a baby."

There's that English education hard at work. "So like, if I smoke 'dis joint right now, how long do the THC stay in mah system, dawg? Coo. So like, now I'm hungry. I wonder how long eggs last..."

Makin' babies and cookin' turkeys... Can't do 'em fast enough here in 'merica.

Just thought I'd share those little gems with you.